Twelve Commandments for Seniors

12 Commandments for Seniors

1. Talk to Yourself. There are times that you need expert advice.
   
   
2. In Style are your clothes that still fit.
   
   
3. You don't need anger management. You need people to stop making you mad.
   
   
4. Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work
   
   
5. The biggest lie you tell yourself is that I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it.
   
   
6. On time is when you get there.
   
   
7. Even Duct Tape can't fix stupid. But it sure does muffle the sound.
   
   
8. It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes. We would come out wrinkle free and three sizes smaller.
   
   
9. Lately, you've noticed that people your own age are so much older than you.
   
   
10. Growing old should have taken longer.
    
    
11. Aging has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.
    
    
12. You still haven't learned to act your age and you hope you never do.
    
    And one more...
    
    "One for the Road" means going to the bathroom
    before you leave the house.