4 Eyed Rat Rod
Choo-Choo
Okay, look at this picture and you’ll notice a few things going on here. For starters, yes that is an older gentleman dressed like a train conductor writing his custom made kitty train. Second, it appears as if this kitty train was made from pieces and parts of an old riding lawn mower. The top part was obviously fabricated to look like an old coal burning choo-choo, while the bottom frame of the riding lawn mower remained virtually the same. Finally, it looks as if he tried to outfit a makeshift flywheel to the train as if it was used to crank it at some point or another. This is not something you would typically see on an old coal burning dinosaur like this, so we are assuming he placed it there just for show. You would find these on steam engines for sure though. Wait a minute, hey, that’s it! It’s a steam engine! A pretty entertaining one too that makes for an odd tractor.
Speedster
This tractor is not strange as much as it is amazing. It was developed for one of the scotch distilleries in Scotland, in the Islay region, and is often escorted around as advertisement from time to time. It is truly amazing. It looks like an old riding lawn mower base may have been modified to create the tractor itself. It features a nice formed seat and large steering wheel for ease of handling. Check out the side exhausts though. Those are pretty wicked, as well as all the chrome used to trick the tractor out. It would be fun to ride around on for sure. It looks like it could move at a pretty quick pace too.
British Army Tow-Go
What you see here has been dressed up a bit. It’s standout to look like a World War Two war vehicle to a degree. However, can you guess what’s hiding underneath? If you guessed a 1941 David, Brown then you would be correct. This is a four-cylinder tractor that was primarily used to cut a lot of grass for the British Army. However, there is a bit more going on here than meets the eye. For instance, the rear of the tractor features a tow winch that was handy for pulling stuck vehicles and equipment free. Also, this tractor was used to haul fuel browsers and bomb trailers for heavy bombers in the British Air Force. In fact, over 500 of these tractors were supplied to the grits specifically for the purpose of aircraft handling.
Peg Leg
Here’s one that is a bit odd for obvious reasons. Looking at something like this makes you wonder if these people came from the circus. Maybe so, but a better question is how did they know she would come in so handy? Was this guy feeding her for years on end to keep her at a certain weight just in case his front tire fell off? Perhaps the two met on a dating site, went to dinner and it was love at first bite? I know, that was a bad one. Please forgive me. I didn’t mean to offend, it is pretty comical to see two big heavies and a tractor rolling down the street on three wheels. What’s surprising about the whole affair is that she weighs enough to counterbalance the tractor so it does not tip over. That’s true love right there people. Keep rolling.
Little House
This was the prototype for the first tractor. It resembles the Little House on the Prairie with wheels.
Rat Poison
This tractor could rival any monster truck for sure. Take a good look at the engine. I count about 32 valves total. That’s massive horsepower for a tractor. I don’t know much, but I’m pretty sure they don’t use this one just to cut grass. The exhaust, wires, and massive engine build a completely different story. This one looks like it is used for competition tractor pulls, and also for showing off. If I had to guess, I would bet it is used more for the latter than the former. Aptly named Rat Poison, it would certainly poison anything that gets in its way. In fact, it would just run it right over with no problem. The rear tires provide plenty of traction for screaming down the track, and even though the engine is big, I bet this thing pops one heck of a wheelie when it gets moving. If you’re the driver, good luck. Just hang on and hope for the best. Although, I would wait for the ride to come to a complete stop before removing yourself from the vehicle.
Smogger
This tractor has a creative design style of numerous exhaust pipes. The driver might have to deal with the issue of all the fumes coming from the pipes.
Batmobile
Have you ever wondered what Batman would drive if he was a farmer? Well, check out this tractor. This is probably pretty close. It was built in the great country of the Netherlands and actually makes it seem like you could expect to see the dark knight piloting the cab inside. True, the original Batmobile designed for the movie is actually street legal, but we can’t say quite the same for this tractor. It could run over just about anything on the street, with its massive dual front wheels, eerily similar to the Batmobile itself. In fact, it kind of makes you wonder if that man could be real. Perhaps who he is in the movies has just been something created to distract us this whole time. Maybe he’s lying low in the Netherlands as a farmer, living his everyday life unbeknownst to those around him. You think they would notice that big tractor, but maybe people in the Netherlands just don’t pay attention to that sort of thing. Who knows? Either way, this is one pretty strange, albeit phenomenal, tractor.
Heavy Metal
Farmer's Hearse
Here’s an odd way to get yourself to a funeral. I’m sure there’s a story behind this. Not too many people would request their body be strapped to a rolling desk cart, powered by a power horse vintage tractor. However, this guy evidently did. Maybe he was a farmer living off the land and decided it would be fitting to have one last stroll down his neighborhood street. That’s understandable, and you can’t fault him for that. However, I would not be caught dead driving that tractor. I know – that’s horrible timing, please forgive me. Even more so, I would not be the guy in the kilt bag-piping my way down the road to carry this fellow to his final resting place. In other words, the best part of this picture is the tractor itself. Vintage, solid and one amazing piece of machinery, it’s pulling double duty in this instance.
3-in-1
Here’s a tractor you don’t see everyday. This ol’ gal must have some serious pulling power. Three tractors in one.
Triktor
You are looking at possibly the worlds first and only tractor trike. That’s right, I said tractor trike. Unfortunately, you also have to look at the passengers on it too. Kudos to the guy who built it though. It is a pretty amazing piece of machinery with completely chromed out exhaust that stick out the side and point skyward. The tires could use a little help though, but I guess you do what you can with what you got when you build something like this. At least he was able to put in a good pair of motorcycle handlebars to use, as well as the ‘store manager’ decal on the front. The John Deere base provides plenty of power, and if I were that lady up top, I would be looking for the nearest seat belt. She might want to hang on tight if he gives that thing the throttle one really good time. Otherwise, she might fly off the back!
Dragon Fire
Plain Jane
This tractor has a unique style of using a pipe as the driver seat along with the interesting back wheels.
Country Limo
Steaming Deere
Here’s another picture similar to the one we saw earlier of a guy riding a tiny tractor made to look like a train. However, if you look close, you can probably spot one important detail. This tractor is entirely steam powered. Evidently, there are entire groups and communities of steam powered mini tractor enthusiasts. They gather together at certain cultural festivals and various events to show off their latest toy. I imagine there must be some sort of satisfaction out of creating a steam driven train mini tractor, I’m just not sure what it is. Steam power was very popular until the late 1800s in the US, until gasoline took over and we moved in that direction. However, some people are just not ready to make that leap yet. They much prefer riding on a makeshift ottoman tethered to the back of their tiny steam train tractor. It’s strange, yes, but hey, to each his own, right?
Eco Friendly
Courting Tractor
No, your eyes aren’t going bad. This is actually a tractor. It’s not an old antique car. It’s a vintage tractor, and they were actually quite difficult to sell in their day. The reason was simple: most farmers weren’t keen on a covered cab tractor. In fact, they called them sissy cabs and dealers had a hard time selling him. They were so difficult to sell, that most of the time the dealer would remove the cab in order to get the tractor to move off the lot. However, today they are a thing of pure vintage beauty. Plus, they actually could serve a purpose. You could pick up your date and take her anywhere you wanted around town at a cool, breezy 20 mph. That might not be too fast but it is the perfect speed to enjoy watching the world pass by, and watching all of those heads turn too.
Lamborghini
This 1960 Lamborghini 5C Cingolato was a great tractor produced by Lamborghini. Yes, they made vehicles other than luxury cars.
Auger Drive
Triceratops
Spider
This tractor pictures brought to us by the fine people of Russia. You have to admit, they are a creative nation. This tractor looks like some giant spider like bug, crossed with one of those robot characters from that Disney movie, Wall-e. It looks very cartoonish in fact. For that, we give the creator kudos. We’re not sure how functional it is, though it does have enough hydraulics to apparently make it move up and down and function in form. That front wheel is obviously there just for looks, because make no mistake about it, this tractor ain’t rolling nowhere. It prefers to crawl, and when it does you better move out of the way. Those bucket feet can be rather harsh if they step on your toes. Better yet, my vote is to leave this tractor in Russia and just look at the picture. Putting this thing in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade would just be too dangerous.
John-John
This tractor is actually a work of art if you can believe that. It hails from the contemporary art museum in Miami. This was part of their outdoor exhibition called The Yard @ Casalin. The name of the exhibit is simply John John. Of course, two John Deere tractors were used to make them, and artistically it is supposed to represent a fusion collision of the past and modern-day present. But yet, look closer. These two tractors they both look like they are blasts from the past, so we’re not really sure what the artist was thinking. It’s not like you can smash two 1936 John deer tractor together and call one the past and one the present. It does not work that way. But hey, it does make for a neat sculpture and a cool photo op for the crowd. For that, we give this one a thumbs up.
Samson
Siberian Snowplow
High-Rider
You can own this tractor for yourself. The cool fact is that it’s lifted.
Go Kart Lawn Tractor Hot Rod Thing-A-Ma-Jing
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Big Bud
Forest Walking Machine
Raggedy Ann
Baldwin
Toon Town Tractor
Grandpamobile
This right here is what happens when you are bored. Well, it’s what happens when you’re bored and have a very small engine that you would like to make you sad. Obviously, good things can come from little pieces of lawn equipment like tillers, edgers and the like. This appears to be a tiny edger or killer motor that has been modified into a freewheeling grandpa mobile. Not that that’s a bad thing mind you. If I were a grandpa, I certainly wouldn’t mind putting around places on my own fabricated vehicle. It would show those young whippersnappers what it was like and I could tell them stories of how I used to walk uphill in the snow to school in my day. Now, I live differently. Now I get to maneuver around from point A to point B on my handy little scooter that I made myself. Man, it kind of makes me wish this guy was my grandpa so we can build something like that. Giving this to your grandson beats a stick of gum any day, right?
Avery Steam Powered Tractor
This is a pretty strange looking beast. It almost looks like some sort of bizarro hotdog cart if you didn’t know any better. However, it’s not. It’s an old steam driven tractor, used for show and a little bit of pomp and circumstance as well. The basic premise was to try and make a tractor that looks like an old Avery steam driven version. True, they didn’t come with umbrella canopies on top, that were primarily used to farm land and actually looks like giant trains. They were a sight to behold and filled the air with black smoke. This individual here has a cool burner, attached to a tractor base with his large red Avery tank for show. Maybe he will get to his destination in time, who knows? At least the crowd is watching and they seem entertained. At these events, that’s what it is all about anyway. He might want to clean his umbrella though, it’s looking a bit dirty.
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